Anagraming

So, though my name does not anagram to anything even remotely clever (or plausible) my parents' and brother's names do...

Mom:

Ill, I Need Caffeine

Jeremy:
Maced Her Jiffy Roll (...which seems a bit dirty, but at least it makes sense)

and my personal favorite...
Dad's:
Cologne Will Offend

As you can tell my time is spent very wisely. It is true, productivity is my middle name.
(hmm.. i wonder if I could get better anagrams if my middle name WAS productivity... *rushes to check)