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ok, so you can ignore yesterday's pitty party. I am back to 'normal' and completly thankful for all the awesome in my life :)

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I don't see my friends anymore. The thing that's weird is that even when I do have time to go out, I end up staying at home. I was looking online today for apartments to rent in town. I am past the point of being ready to move out, and am at the edge of "I'm going to pull my hair out if I stay here for another year".

I don't even think I want roommates. Just maybe a cat....maybe. I'm very excited about being able to do what I want and not feel guilty for not spending time with my parents.... I am not interested in watching FOX News all day, or cleaning excessively. I clean when it's necessary and am not freaked out by a bit of untidiness, unlike Mom.

ok, a bit of venting out :) I can not apartment shop and dream and... ya. :)

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oh, and my brother just told me that I'm horrible to hang out with... I was happy he was coming home, but not if he's going to be all, what's wrong with your life, it's perfect, be happy all the freaking time blah blah blah...

I can't spell Shakespeare .. or can I?

...seriously ..did I spell it right? :)

Anywho, I recently purchased a FlipCam from Woot.com. This is an amazingly nerdfightastic site, especially because this was part of the description of the product I purchased:

The Play’s The Thing
(Enter GHOST and HAMLET.)

HAMLET Where wilt thou lead me? speak; I’ll go no further.

GHOST Mark me.

HAMLET I will.

GHOST My hour is almost come,
When I to sulphurous and tormenting flames
Must… hang on, what is that?

HAMLET A camcorder.

GHOST Film me not, but lend thy serious hearing
To what I shall unfold.

HAMLET Dude; I have to vlog this.

GHOST Rather vlog of revenge, when thou shalt hear.

HAMLET What?

GHOST I am thy father’s spirit,
Doom’d for a certain term to walk the night,
And for the day confined to fast in fires,
Till the foul crimes done in- PUT THAT DAMN THING DOWN!

HAMLET No way! I got this Flip so I could show
The world all the events that I might see
And a ghost might get me linked off Boing Boing!

GHOST I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,
Thy knotted and- how much room give you they?

HAMLET About 2 gigs, that’s like an hour’s fun.

GHOST Takes Double A’s?

HAMLET Yes, and they give you some.

GHOST Murder most foul, my killer was able;
Hey, that thing come with a TV Cable?

HAMLET It did.

GHOST Oh, wow.

HAMLET So what?

GHOST I find thee apt;
And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed
That roots itself in ease on- TURN THAT OFF!
Wouldst thou not chill a bit? Now, Hamlet, hear:
Your Ultra 60, Pure by name and brand,
The flip arm lets you move your little film-

HAMLET Don’t dismiss my dreams of art, dad.

GHOST Shut up.
An extra feature: know, thou noble youth,
Direct upload to MySpace, AOL
Or YouTube too.

HAMLET O my prophetic soul!

GHOST Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast,
The Internet, from whom you seek your fame-
This camcorder will prove a fine device
To film dear Rosencrantz most secretly.
Or maybe, I don’t know, avenge my death.

HAMLET That first idea, I like that one the best.

GHOST I have no son.
(GHOST exits)

HAMLET O all you host of heaven! O earth! what else?
And shall I couple hell? O, fie! Hold, hold, my heart;
For let not yet all this recording start.
First must I find my friends, and gain their trust,
My dearest Uncle, and his dearest men,
And then film them humping their ottoman.
Rest, rest, perturbed spirit! I bring order!
With my refurbished Flip Ultra 60 Camcorder.

spring resolutions...

...because why should resolutions only be made once a year?

1. no more soda (for realz this time)
2. blog more (because I feel I've neglected you)
3. sleep more, procrastinate less

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Hey everyone! I'm in Philly.. just waiting to board. We're supposed to fly out at 3:35 and be in Miami by 6;30. Here's the short version of my day so far:

12:10 a.m. Denise called and let me know that she mistakenly booked our flights for february 4th, not march 4th. This is a problem.

delta says they'll refund our $350, charge us a $300 fee for being stupid, and then charge us the difference for a new flight ($400). So we just looked for a new flight.

1:15 a.m. we pay ANOTHER $350.00 for a flight out of portland.

7:00 a.m. My amazing father drives us the 2.5 hours to portland so we can make our flight....

1pm landed in Philly, hung out and ate lunch (cheeseburgers are yummy), and are waiting to board our next flight to Miami.

!!!!!!!!! update !!!!!!!!!!

my friend booked our flights for february ...it is not february..it is march

i am trying to find a way to get from miami to tavernier tomorrow night...
i have no time to capitalize or worry about grammar....

she booked a replacement flight for us without asking me.

pray that tomorrow (or today rather) will turn out okay.

did i mention that i'm out 400 dollars because of her mistake?!

i'm not upset.. i should be.. i need to be able to get mad when it's allowed...

ahh the curse of being calm and rational